Amigo numero uno

Celle – My shadow on stilts!

My best friend is… ME! Me always accepts anything I do. Me is always supportive. No matter what crazy ideas I come up with, I can always count on Me to go along with it. I have been through a lot with Me. Wherever I go, Me is always there.



I never feel like I am being held back by Me. Some people get very negative about things I want to do, they even say it's impossible or that I can't do it, but they'll never convince Me.



Me is always happy to sit where I like to sit at the movie theater. Me never complains about the hotel I choose when I travel. When I drive, I never hear Me complain about how fast or slow I am going, or criticize when I miss a turn. Me likes all the same movies I do, listens to all the same music I do, and loves all the same foods.



Yeah, Me is definitely the best friend I could ever have.

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If I were guaranteed an honest response, what would I ask?

Area 51

Oh, that's a dangerous game!



I'm sure the author probably intended for people to succumb to their insecurities and ask someone for some sort of critique of their personality, or some physical trait. But I don't have those insecuritites.



In fact, I don't care much what people think of me, so I'd be tempted to ask people really embarrassing, personal questions about themselves.



Evil, I know. But it doesn't have to stop there! With a few minutes of thought, a person could get past such fun, but petty, manipulations and do something even more meaningful with a question that's guaranteed an honest answer…



For example, I could ask Colonel Sanders what his 11 secret herbs and spices are.



I could ask G. W. Bush why he allowed 9/11 to happen.



I could ask what is really hidden at Area 51, but I would have to ask the right person, since the only guarantee is an honest answer… not necessarily the truth.



If I knew who to ask, I could find out who killed Kennedy.



I could ask Dick Cheney how much he got from the devil when he sold his soul.



It might be fun to ask Rick Warren or James Dobson to answer if they honestly believe the things they teach, especially if I could ask them in front of all their TV viewers, but the answer wouldn't change anything.



It might also be fun to ask Rush Limbaugh or Glen Beck if they really believe any of the horse defacate they say, but again, unfortunately, the answer would not change anything.



No… the unfortunate reality is that the truth doesn't change anything. Perception is everything. Belief is everything. Learning the truth is mostly pointless.



And so, I think if I had the power to ask one question and get an honest answer in return, I would gather up as many people as possible, turn my head to the sky, and ask "God… do you exist?"

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Would I survive a month with no Internet?

Photograph of Women Working at a Bell System Telephone Switchboard

Could I live without the internet for a month? Yes. Absolutely. I lived without it for 25 years! What's one month?



But would I want to live without it for a month? No. A month without internet would be an incredible setback for me. It would mean no ability to update my blog. It would mean no communication with several friends around the world. It would mean greatly reduced access to my language learning and practice. None of these things are the end of the world, but all are significant to progress on my goals in life.



Moreover, a month without internet would have a major impact on a lot of other things I do. I would have to send out bill payments by mail, whereas I currently pay all my bills online. I would have to go to a ticket counter or a travel agent to book airfare, whereas I do that online (usually at least once per month). And I don't have any idea how I would find and book hotels without a travel agent.



I don't use a phone book, but I could if I needed to. I don't own a dictionary or thesaurus, but I live a few blocks away from a library. I do have a few maps of my city, so I could still find things without Google maps.



I don't think I would write any letters. They're not a replacement for email. I would probably make more phone calls and send more text (SMS) messages.



And a positive effect would be that I'd probably get out more and just walk around and do things… however that would probably result in spending more money. In fact, in general, I can see how giving up the internet would end up costing me a lot of money in many ways!

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What is my weirdest pet peeve?

flip flops

All pet peeves are weird, aren't they?



Eating noises irritate me – especially potato chips. I don't know if that's weird, though.



I definitely hate the way people push to be first in a line that's going nowhere, like being the first to board an airplane with assigned seating, or pushing toward the door on a bus when everyone in front of you is getting off at that stop anyway. I'm not sure how weird that is, either, but it's really annoying!



People who punch everything. They're irritating. Like when you're in a public restroom, and the guy next to you slams the flush handle instead of just pressing it, or punches the button on the hand dryer. Dude, you don't have to kill it!



Okay, how about flip-flops? That's probably weird. I hate flip-flops. In fact, I actually have diminished respect for people wearing them. If you want me to have a serious conversation with you, you can't be wearing flip-flops at the time. I will not take you seriously. You'll be talking, but the whole time, I'll be thinking about how disgusting your feet are!

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What’s my favorite quote?

If I had to choose one quote that I live by, it would be this: "Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing." That's actually just the ending of a bigger quote from Helen Keller.



The whole thing goes like this: "Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing."



But it's hard to choose just one favorite, because there are several quotes I love. However, I suppose there is a clear theme to those that are important in my life.



For example, Eleanor Roosevelt is credited with saying: "Do at least one thing every day that scares you." And of course her husband famously said, "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." One has to imagine that they shared an adventuresome and fulfilling marriage!



Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "Always do what you are afraid to do." That was good, but in another place he said it even better: "He who is not everyday conquering some fear has not learned the secret of life.”



The secret of life he's referring to is lurking there in all of these quotes, but is revealed to the world in this quote from Marilyn Ferguson: “Ultimately we know deeply that the other side of every fear is freedom.”



In the end, those are your options in life: fear or freedom. Every time you experience fear, you are faced with that choice. You can only experience freedom when you conquer fear. Which is why, as Helen Keller said, "Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing."

My Life, Ten Years From Now

10 years from now, I hope to be living in another country… or in several countries, as a permanent traveler. I want to earn all of the money for my cost-of-living from my web sites and online work, only taking jobs for extra money, and never because I need them.



By this time, I expect to speak 10 languages fluently, in addition to several languages at various levels of non-fluency. I expect to be a published author and photographer, and someone who is well acquainted with the world. I expect to be married and raising one or two children, and that the wife and kids will also be multilingual, and world-aware.



That's quite a lot, but the main thing is that these are not very materialistic goals. I have no idea idea or expectation of being rich or poor, or of having expensive cars or anything else. I'm happy to grow most of my own food, if that's how life turns out, but I'm also happy to eat in restaurants every day. I'm content with owning inexpensive properties in poor countries, but I wouldn't mind having luxurious properties in rich countries, too.



In the end, it's not "things" that make me happy… it's experiences, relationships, and accomplishments.

I like to imagine a NASA communication like this…

NASA: STS-42, prepare to disconnect oxygenation system on my mark.
SHUTTLE: Houston, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
NASA: Juliet Kilo, STS-42
SHUTTLE: Roger. Lima Oscar Lima.
NASA: Romeo Oscar Foxtrot Lima.

Lonely Planet’s bad iPad app

As a traveler and language learner, I am particularly fond on Lonely Planet’s phrasebooks and I find many of their other travel-related materials useful as well. I follow @lonelyplanet on Twitter, and in general have a pretty good opinion about them.

So it should come as no surprise that when looking for iPad apps, I search on their name, hoping to find some can’t-live-without killer iPad app for world travelers. What I found was 1000 Ultimate Experiences — a complete cop-out of an app, and rightly rated 1.5 stars (out of five) on the app store.

Now, yesterday I see their bogus free offer for their app. It’s clearly in hopes of getting people to rate the app higher, so they can make money from it on the app store. Personally, I find this completely offensive.

Rather than looking at their low rating and learning from the mistakes of their horrible app, Lonely Planet is trying to change perceptions and create a false sense that their offering is much better than it really is.

So Loneyly Planet, I hope you’re reading this, because I’m going to tell you exactly what you need to hear about your app.

  • First and foremost, it lacks content. It’s a graphics-heavy presentation of what is essentially just a bullet list of information. FAIL.
  • Second, for all of those graphics and animation, the app is not at all interactive. If you’re going to give me something as basic as a list of things to do and see, at least give me a checkbox for the ones I’ve done and for those I want to do.
  • It’s not searchable. WHAT!? You give me a giant (disorganized!) 1,000 things to do and see in the world, and fail to give me any tool to break them down by geographic location? Another epic FAIL.
  • Too much waiting. I hate any animations that leave me waiting before I can click/touch/tap and do the work I wanted to do when I opened your app.

The bottom line is that Lonely Planet’s app demonstrates a fundamental failure to understand what the iPad is and how it is used. That’s called a mistake, and it’s something that can be overcome. They also fail to recognized their audience, which is a bigger mistake but also able to be overcome.

But failing to learn from mistakes — or worse, trying to repaint history as if they weren’t mistakes at all — that’s much harder to forgive. It puts a stain on the Lonely Planet name as a whole, and makes me far less likely to buy the hundreds of dollars worth of LP products that I buy… and much less likely to recommend them on my web site.

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Blogging on the road with an iPad

Last weekend I planned a three-day weekend trip to the west coast, and for the first time, I didn’t write and schedule blog posts in advance. I made the decision to write my daily blog entries for Fluent Every Year from the road, on my iPad.

There were a few daunting parameters to this experiment. It meant accepting the iPad’s onscreen keyboard as my only input device, and it also meant depending on WiFi access to be available, since I do not have a 3G version.

The first thing I found was that WiFi is not as ubiquitous as I like to believe. I stayed in a different hotel each night, and only one actually made WiFi available in the room. The other two offered wired internet service in the room, and one had wireless available only in the lobby, and only for a daily rate of $13.

I learned that one simply can not expect to use their iPad everywhere they go, even if the hotel promises internet access. If you expect to have a reliable connection, you’ll need to pack an access point, or else expect to be hunting around for a coffee shop.

For sake of convenience I decided to write my blog posts in the hotel using the Notes app, and then find a coffee shop with internet access and just copy-paste the content into WordPress. That was fine for the most part, but there was another problem which wasn’t so easily worked around: the keyboard.

Any significant amount of typing becomes a terrible burden with the iPad’s on-screen keyboard. It’s horrible even for short messages on Twitter… but for a blog post which typically lands between 600-1000 words, it’s terrible. Painful. Completely unrealistic.

Even worse, the keystroke combinations required to form HTML tags on an iPad are rage-inducing. To make a link, press [123], then [#+=], then <, then [ABC], then a href, then [#+=], then ", then hopefully you’re pasting the URL, then ", then [123], then [#+=], and >, and now you’ve opened the tag…. you still have to close it later.

When I returned home, the first thing I did was test it out with my bluetooth aluminum keyboard, which works like a charm. Next time I travel out of town, I’ll pack the wireless keyboard with the iPad. I expect that will be far more acceptable — especially with HTML!

I’m also going to look around at MicroCenter and/or Best Buy and see if I can manage to find a small wireless access point which doesn’t require a bunch of cables and a big power brick. It would be nice to know I can rely on internet service at the hotel.

However, it should be noted that the small, lightweight iPad is not a bother to carry to a coffee shop. In a situation like mine, I could easily type up my blog post in Notes using a keyboard, and then carry the iPad to a coffee shop and paste it into WordPress. Unlike a larger, heavier laptop with a short battery life and big power cord, carrying the iPad is like carrying a small book or magazine.

And that highlights one enormous advantage for the iPad — it’s size. My flight was much more enjoyable than they have typically been in the past, because I was able to watch movies comfortably on my flight with a very viewable 10-inch screen. In stark contrast, the guy next to me on my flight out was squinting at a movie on his iPhone, and the guy next to me on the flight back was cramped and precariously bending his arms to operate his laptop in the tight conditions of economy seating.

Furthermore, the ability to carry several movies, dozens of books, access to the internet, and a usable (if frustrating) blogging tool all in such a small package is a huge win for a traveler. And for the majority of people, the keyboard shouldn’t be a big deal, since there aren’t a ton of people writing long blog posts on a daily basis.

But even for me, I think packing my bluetooth keyboard along with my iPad is still a huge improvement over carrying a laptop, so in spite of my two severe complaints, I’m still convinced that this is a revolutionary device.

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Hover Text Replace – WordPress plugin

On my language-learning web site, Fluent Every Year, I have a feature that shows a translation inline by swapping out text when the mouse rolls over it. It’s very handy, and it occurred to me that I should make it a plugin, so other people can use it too!

Features:

  • Add the “translate” class to a containing element, such as a blockquote or a ul tag. Then, any em tags with a title attribute will automatically swap their content for the title when you move the mouse over them.

Planned features:

  • Allow any tag or classname to be specified as the containing element.
  • Allow any tag or classname to be specified as the translate element.

Download
The current version can be downloaded at WordPress.org.

Changelog

  • 0.1
    • Initial version

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