Archive for August, 2011

The anti-Apple hypocrisy is too much for me

I understand criticizing a company that does things you don’t agree with. And I even understand having an (illogically) negative emotional attitude toward whoever is the biggest guy on the block. That’s human nature.

But what I don’t understand is the enmity that has been fostered toward a)Apple’s user base, and b)it (now former) CEO.

First, the fanboy jeers. This is among the most insulting words ever invented. This single word takes everything good that we as humans should stand for — happiness, enthusiasm, loyalty — and single-handedly turns them into a slur against an enormous group of people. Hundreds of millions, even.

Sure, it’s not hating people for being black, or Jewish, it’s hating them for being happy with a product they bought. Therefore, by law, it’s not technically hate-speech. But it is. When I hear the word “fanboy”, I hear hate-speech.

And second, the insults against Steve Jobs. Why? Because he has been successful? Because he’s had the good fortune of having ideas that people like?

I hear people say things like, “Why did you do that? Is it because Steve Jobs told you to do it?” Or, “I don’t want to be stuck with a product that only lets me do what Steve Jobs wants me to do.” Just this morning, I read a Facebook message from a friend of mine, basically attacking Steve Jobs for being a weak, frail, man who has no business running a company. Seriously. You’re kicking the guy because he has cancer? Low.

For more than 10 years, I was a computer user with my fate tied to Microsoft’s whims. I was dragged through every security hole, every licensing agreement, every DLL hell, every flaw in their software, and every whim in their financial department, and every stranglehold in their legal department.

I hated Microsoft. I watched as they blatantly used anti-competitive practices to wipe good companies off the map and establish unearned and unjustified dominance. But I never felt the need to take that out on Bill Gates. He’s a smart man, who single-handedly changed the world.

But now it’s Steve Jobs who’s spent the last 10 years changing the world. And yet somehow the rules have changed. He wears funny clothes and he’s really skinny, so let’s hate him.

Fuck that.

Lightboxes are for assholes

There is a sickening, maddening, frustrating, irritating trend in the web for the last year or so. People are overusing “lightboxes”.

A lightbox is that effect when the screen goes kind of dark and you can only see one thing centered in the middle. It’s a modern (web 2.0?) form of modal input.

In other words, it stops you from doing what you want, in order to force you to do what the web site wants. And that, my friends, is a fundamentally evil behavior.

This particular behavior is especially overused in internet marketing: you’re trying to read a blog and then suddenly you can’t do anything until you sign up for their email list; you’re trying to read some song lyrics but suddenly your screen is hijacked by an ad for ringtones; you click a link to read an article on a news site, but before you can read it you have to sit through a commercial for Swiffer or some other bullshit.

Well fuck that. I made a browser plugin to shut off those lightboxes. Click for Firefox. Click for Chrome.

Unfortunately, because this is a non-standard behavior, there are limitless ways to create new lightbox popups and my plugin can never stop all of them, but I’m happy just to stop the most used ones, if that means an improved browsing experience for some people.

Meanwhile, if you use my plugin and you see a site with lightbox popus that aren’t blocked, please tweet me or email me or comment here and I’ll happily add support to block it in the future.